Violent knocking jerked Tim out of his thick, liquor-induced sleep. After a moment, he realized the sound was not part of his pounding headache and actually came from the door. Half a bottle of vodka—cheap, awful—saturated his tongue, and the dark living room glittered with the silver aluminum of PBR empties. Unable to remember anything from the night, he massaged his forehead and groaned. Until the television previewed the morning news, Tim couldn’t even guess at the time.
“Do Twizzlers cause brain tumors?” asked the anchor. “We bring you an exclusive report this morning.” With her red lips pressed into a hard line and her dark hair cut into a professional bob, she looked very grave.